A cow and a jackass (donkey) are eating from a trough

A cow and a jackass (donkey) are eating from a trough

A cow and a jackass (donkey) are eating from a trough on a ranch in Mexico.

Jackass: Cow, I overheard you were going to be killed tomorrow!

Cow: Yes, I've heard.

Jackass: What do you plan do about it?

Cow: I'm going to escape to India! They worship cows in India!

Jackass: Well, that's a great idea!

Cow: You'll be killed, too! What do you plan to do about it?

Jackass: Well, I plan on going to America!

Cow: America? Why?

Jackass: Well, I heard through the grapevine they'll let a jackass be president!