A few riddles

A few riddles

Romeo and Juliet were relaxing when a train drove by. They were left dead, next to a puddle of water and a pile of glass. Why?

Because they were fish, and the vibration made the fish bowl fall and shatter


A boy and girl want to go to prom, but they can't. Why?


Because they're both fish



Jack and Jill go to a zoo, but they're eaten by sealions and nobody helps them. Why?


Because they're both



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