A gypsy kid comes home from school and asks his father...

A gypsy kid comes home from school and asks his father...

'Dad, am I "outstanding" in reading 'cause I'm a gypsy?'

'No, son. That's 'cause you can read well.'

The next day, the gypsy kid comes home and asks:

'Dad, am I "outstanding" in grammar 'cause I'm a gypsy?'

'No, son. That's 'cause you're good at grammar.'

The next day, the gypsy kid comes home and asks:

'Dad! The fact my dick is 8 inches long and my classmates' is only 4 inches long... is that 'cause I'm a gypsy?'

'No, son. That's 'cause your classmates are 9, and you're 25.'