A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?"

A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?"

A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?" "To me, it's a penny." "God, may I have a penny?" "Wait a minute." -