A teacher sent out an announcement that her class will have a day off tomorrow.

A teacher sent out an announcement that her class will have a day off tomorrow.

One of her students comes home to tell his grandfather. *I don't have to go to school tomorrow, can you take me to the park?* He agrees.

He immediately calls his secretary at work. *Something came up so probably we can't meet up at the hotel tomorrow, let's do it some other time?* She agrees.

The secretary texts her husband. *Hey honey, I don't have to go to that conference out of state anymore. Wanna stay in and do something tomorrow?* He agrees.

Her husband then gives the teacher a voicemail: *Man, my bitch ass wife is staying home tomorrow. Don't come over!*

Disappointed, the teacher retracts her announcement and requires her students to come to class again tomorrow.