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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-05

Trippy question

Trippy question

Me and my brother was high as fuck on shrooms. We had a baby sitter with us and during the night we noticed that there were no stars in the sky. Upon realizing this I asked "where'd they go?" without skipping a beat the sitter responded. "Chicago ate them."

Source: Reddit.

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