Why did the can crusher quit his can crushing job

Why did the can crusher quit his can crushing job

Because it was soda-pressing

Why did the coffee call the police?
Because it got mugged!

I hate jokes about German sausages you know why?
because they're the Wurst!

What do you call a fake noodle?
An Im-Pasta!

What does the annoying pepper do?
It gets Jalapeno (all up in yo) face!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bi-son!

What do you call cheese by its self?
Prov-Alone!

Why dont crabs give to charity?
Because they are Shellfish!

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