Sports & Games · 2026-11-04
An Olympics joke
An Olympics joke
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympics but they haven't got tickets. Looking around near the back entrance to the stadium, the Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the rear gate. "McGregor, Scotland" he says, "Discus", and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a long pole from a pile of and slings it over his shoulder. "Bentley, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks. The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing."
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympics but they haven't got tickets. Looking around near the back entrance to the stadium, the Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the rear gate. "McGregor, Scotland" he says, "Discus", and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a long pole from a pile of and slings it over his shoulder. "Bentley, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks. The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing."
Source: Reddit.