A really fat guy went to the doctor for a physical.

A really fat guy went to the doctor for a physical.

As soon as the doctor saw him, he said, "Holy crap, you're huge! When was the last time you saw your dick?"

"I don't remember", replied the fat man.

"Well, why don't you diet?", suggested the doctor

Horrified,the fat man asked "Why, what color is it now?"