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Religion & Clergy · 2026-11-13

Jesus is hanging on the cross...

Jesus is hanging on the cross...

... people surround him, watching as his agony consumes him. Suddenly, and with great effort, he says:

"Mother, are you there?"

"Yes, my son, I am here." - she replies.

"Father, are you there?" - asks Jesus.

"Yes, son, I am." - Joseph replies.

"Peter, are you also there?" - asks Jesus once again.

"Yes, good friend, we are all here with you." - answers.

"Move away then, I need to take a leak."

Source: Reddit.

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