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Animal Jokes · 2026-11-05

three guys in a waiting room as their partners are giving birth...

three guys in a waiting room as their partners are giving birth...

The first guy says “I reckon I'll have a boy because at the time of conception I was on top”. The second guy says “I reckon I'll have a girl because she was on top at the time of conception”. The third guy states, with a disturbed look on his face, “Guess I'm having a puppy then”.

Source: Reddit.

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