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Tech Jokes · 2026-11-05

A few jokes for programmers

A few jokes for programmers

Programmer: My wife is expecting a baby in 6 weeks!

Friend: Is it a boy or a girl?

Programmer: Yes.



There are only 10 kinds of people in the world,

Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who expected this to be in base 3


There are only 10 kinds of people in this world,

Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest

Source: Reddit.

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