I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out that my new doctor is a young female and drop dead gorgeous.

I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out that my new doctor is a young female and drop dead gorgeous.

I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don't worry, I am a professional. I've seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I'll check it out."

I said, “My wife thinks that my dick tastes funny”.