Ex-Wife's Lawyer

Ex-Wife's Lawyer

A man meets a friend and sees that his car is total-loss; covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks "What's happened to your car?"

"Well," the friend responses, "I ran into my ex-wife's lawyer."

"That explains the blood" the man replied, "but what about the
leaves, grass, branches and dirt?"

"Well, I had to chase him through the park first."