A guy went to the hairdressers...

A guy went to the hairdressers...

and sat down in the chair.

The hairdresser, a very attractive woman, places the cloak over him and gets to work. After a few minutes she notices that the cloak is moving up and down around the area of his crotch. Disgusted she whips the cloak off him

"How dare you do that in my salon!"

But the man looks at her incredulously and hold up a pair of glasses

"I'm just cleaning my glasses," he says

The woman blushes and starts to apologise when the man continued

"They're absolutely covered in semen."

(Credit goes to Tim Minchin)