Two men are shipwrecked and captured by a tribe of cannibals...

Two men are shipwrecked and captured by a tribe of cannibals...

The cannibal chief gives them a choice. Death or woopidoopi. The first man gulps and says, "I suppose I'll take woopidoopi." So the entire tribe jumps him and rapes him in the ass. The chief turns to the second man and gives him the same two options. The second man said, "I'll take death." So the chief smiles and says, "Death by woopidoopi"!