Just goes to prove GHOSTS do not exist

Just goes to prove GHOSTS do not exist

A man is sitting quietly watching T.V. when all of a sudden he hears a voice screaming “KNOCK KNOCK”. Taken by surprise and somewhat beyond his control he jumps up, looks around and asks “Who is there?” The voice slowly yells

 


“**G E T O U T O F M Y H O U S E !**”

 

Bewildered and with little say in the matter the man responds
“Get out of my house…who?” The voice answers “YOU!
YOU DELUSIONAL SCHIZOFRENIC!!” The man calms down, regains some of his sanity and says “Well, i was just watching T.V.”

 

“OH YEAH?” yells the voice “YOU AND WHAT ARMY!?”