Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-04
My girlfriend and I were getting intimate
My girlfriend and I were getting intimate
She whispered, "Put your finger inside me", so I did.
"Now put in two fingers", so I did.
"Now put three fingers in", so I did.
"Now four fingers", so I put in four.
"Now I want your whole hand inside me", so I put in my whole hand.
"Now your other hand. I want both of them", so I put my other hand in.
"Now slide them in all the way up to your elbows", so I did.
"Now clap."
"I can't."
"Tight little pussy, huh?"
She whispered, "Put your finger inside me", so I did.
"Now put in two fingers", so I did.
"Now put three fingers in", so I did.
"Now four fingers", so I put in four.
"Now I want your whole hand inside me", so I put in my whole hand.
"Now your other hand. I want both of them", so I put my other hand in.
"Now slide them in all the way up to your elbows", so I did.
"Now clap."
"I can't."
"Tight little pussy, huh?"
Source: Reddit.