My subconscious created this joke while dreaming I was on subreddit /r/Jokes:

My subconscious created this joke while dreaming I was on subreddit /r/Jokes:

"Do you know any Amish jokes?"

"No, I don't own any furniture."

When I woke up I googled it, thinking maybe I read this joke somewhere and it was just buried in my memory. But nothing comes up. LOL silly brain.

Edit: I realize this joke is not funny. I originally wanted to post this on /r/mildlyinteresting but they don't accept text only posts :( This place seemed the next best option, considering.