My girlfriend told me she was pregnant

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant

I was appalled. After she revealed that to me, I began to ask, "what do you mean, honey"?

She responds, "I said... I'm pregnant, honey!"

At this stage, I'm feeling suicidal and contemplate flying to Canada to apply for euthanasia. I tell her how I feel, and she states, "Honey, it's just a baby - it can do no harm!"

I then go on to say, "bu-bu-bu-but we have no money!", "what'll happen to my livelihood"?

Then I realized that she was talking on her cell phone with her husband who slept with her the night before.