Collection of Horrible One Liner

Collection of Horrible One Liner

* Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
* A: Who cares, just throw them.


* Q: What did God say after he created man?
* A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!


* Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
* A: Dont know, havnt seen either.


* Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
* A: i) no mind ii) no business


* Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
* A: Exchange him!!


* Q: Why do men like smart women?
* A: Opposites attract!