So last night I slept with a married woman...

So last night I slept with a married woman...

As I tried to scurry off before she woke up, she rolled over and exclaimed, "Where are you going?"

I calmly express to her how last night was great, but I'm not sure I can commit to one person right now. She seemed taken back and began to sob before quietly muttering,

"So this is your way of divorcing me, Robert?!"