Tech Jokes · 2026-11-05
A million dollars
A million dollars
Guy walks up to a woman at a bar. He flirts with her, he makes small talk, but the woman insists she isn't going to go home with him. Guy says, "What if I offer you a million dollars to sleep with me?" The woman's never had a million dollars in her life, she stops and considers the offer very seriously. Guy changes his mind and says, "What if I change my offer to a dollar instead?" The woman is aghast, "What kind of woman do you think I am?" guy says, "We've already figured that out, now we're just negotiating"
Shamelessly stolen from Mr Robot
Guy walks up to a woman at a bar. He flirts with her, he makes small talk, but the woman insists she isn't going to go home with him. Guy says, "What if I offer you a million dollars to sleep with me?" The woman's never had a million dollars in her life, she stops and considers the offer very seriously. Guy changes his mind and says, "What if I change my offer to a dollar instead?" The woman is aghast, "What kind of woman do you think I am?" guy says, "We've already figured that out, now we're just negotiating"
Shamelessly stolen from Mr Robot
Source: Reddit.