School Jokes · 2026-11-07
Little Ivan and his hamster pet
Little Ivan and his hamster pet
The teacher gave an assignment to her students about bringing a pet to school and talking about the care they provide for it.
Little Maria brought her cat. She talked how she brushes and feeds it.
Little Petar brought his parrot. He talked how he cleans it's cage and wishes it good night every evening before going to bed.
Little Ivan brought his hamster. He talked about how he feeds it and cleans his poop.
-But, Lil' Ivan may ask you why the hamster is bald ?
The teacher asked.
-It's because of the duct tape I wrap around it.
Little Ivan replied.
-Why do you put duct tape around the hamster, Ivan ?
The teacher questioned him.
-So, it doesn't explode when I fuck it... Duh
The teacher gave an assignment to her students about bringing a pet to school and talking about the care they provide for it.
Little Maria brought her cat. She talked how she brushes and feeds it.
Little Petar brought his parrot. He talked how he cleans it's cage and wishes it good night every evening before going to bed.
Little Ivan brought his hamster. He talked about how he feeds it and cleans his poop.
-But, Lil' Ivan may ask you why the hamster is bald ?
The teacher asked.
-It's because of the duct tape I wrap around it.
Little Ivan replied.
-Why do you put duct tape around the hamster, Ivan ?
The teacher questioned him.
-So, it doesn't explode when I fuck it... Duh
Source: Reddit.