The oldest joke I know.

The oldest joke I know.

An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are walking through the desert. They are all tired and thirsty when they stumble upon a genie.

The genie grants them one wish each.

The Englishman asks that he is instantly transported to the sidelines of a cricket game in cool autumn with a pint of ale.

The Scotsman asks he can stand upon the highlands again with a brisk wind in his hair.

The Irishman asks for a car door.

Even the genie is perplexed, 'why do you want a car door,' he asks?

The Irishman responds, 'So when it gets hot I can roll the window down.'