Animal Jokes · 2026-11-05
Good news and bad news
Good news and bad news
A woman recently lost her dog and had put flyers up around town to call her if you have seen the dog. One day the woman gets a call from a man who says "Hey I got good news and bad news about your dog, what would you like to hear first?"
The woman is confused but asks the man to proceed regarding the good news as she hasn't heard anything about the dog in some days. The man says, "the good news is I found your dog! The bad news is he's dead on the corner of first and Main Street"
A woman recently lost her dog and had put flyers up around town to call her if you have seen the dog. One day the woman gets a call from a man who says "Hey I got good news and bad news about your dog, what would you like to hear first?"
The woman is confused but asks the man to proceed regarding the good news as she hasn't heard anything about the dog in some days. The man says, "the good news is I found your dog! The bad news is he's dead on the corner of first and Main Street"
Source: Reddit.