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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-05

An old man dies...

An old man dies...

...and at the funeral, his family members walk to the casket to say their final respects. When they're done, the old mans son notices a bulge in his fathers pants. When he goes to ask the funeral director about it, the director says "Oh, don't worry about that, it's just mourning wood"

Source: Reddit.

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