Costume party

Costume party

A man is having a costume party and notices a guy wearing nothing but red pants. The host marches up to the guy and says "Hey, this is a costume party. I can't let you stay without a costume on." The guy replies "But I am wearing a costume. I am a premature ejaculator" The host is confused and asks "Then where is your costume?" The guy replies "Well... I just came in my pants."