Animals & Nature · 2026-11-09
A squirrel and a bear find a genie
A squirrel and a bear find a genie
One day a squirrel and a bear find a genie lamp in the middle of a forest, and they both decide to rub it. Soon after they rubbed it a magical genie comes out and decides to grant them 3 wishes each. The squirrel goes first and says, "I want a motorcycle", and the genie grants him the wish. The bear goes next and tells the genie, "I wish that all of the other bears in the forest were women" The genie then grants that wish as well. The squirrel goes next and wishes for a helmet for his bike, and then recieves the helmet. The bear goes next and says, "I wish all of the girl bears were hot", and the genie grants the bear's second wish. The genie then tells them both they have one wish left. The squirrel let the bear go next, and the bear wishes to be the most attractive male bear on the planet, and so his wish was granted. And with the final wish the squirrel says with a big smile across his face, "I wish the bear was gay"
One day a squirrel and a bear find a genie lamp in the middle of a forest, and they both decide to rub it. Soon after they rubbed it a magical genie comes out and decides to grant them 3 wishes each. The squirrel goes first and says, "I want a motorcycle", and the genie grants him the wish. The bear goes next and tells the genie, "I wish that all of the other bears in the forest were women" The genie then grants that wish as well. The squirrel goes next and wishes for a helmet for his bike, and then recieves the helmet. The bear goes next and says, "I wish all of the girl bears were hot", and the genie grants the bear's second wish. The genie then tells them both they have one wish left. The squirrel let the bear go next, and the bear wishes to be the most attractive male bear on the planet, and so his wish was granted. And with the final wish the squirrel says with a big smile across his face, "I wish the bear was gay"
Source: Reddit.