TOILET TALK

TOILET TALK

I was in the public restroom and had just sat down. A voice from the next stall said “Hi...how are you?”

Embarrassed, I said, “Thanks...I’m doing fine.”

The voice said “So what are you up to?”

I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting right here!”

From next door, “Can I come over?”

Annoyed, I said, "I'm rather busy right now!”

The voice then said, “Listen, I'll have to call you back. There’s a moron in the next toilet stall answering all my questions!"