A bride and groom went missing shortly before their wedding...

A bride and groom went missing shortly before their wedding...

...Finally, with only a few minutes remaining before the ceremony, the groomsmen found the groom, sporting a huge smile on his face. They asked him why the big grin.

"I just got the BEST blowjob of my entire life, and it was from the woman I am about to marry!" was his response.

About the same time, the bridesmaids found the bride. She also had a giant smile on her face. They asked her why she was so happy.

She replied: "I just gave the LAST blowjob of my entire life!"