An American, a Mexican, and a Russian...

An American, a Mexican, and a Russian...

...are all sitting around drinking. The Russian, drinking a bottle of vodka, finishes it and then throws it up in the air and pulls out a gun and shoots it.

The Mexican says, "Why did you do that holmes?"

The Russian responds, "In my country we have a lot of those."

The Mexican, drinking Tequila, finishes his bottle throws it up in the air and pulls out a gun and shoots it.

The American says, "Why did you do that?"

The Mexican responds, "Oh, because we have a lot of those in my country."

The American, drinking a Coors Light, chugs the rest of it throws the bottle in the air pulls out a gun and shoots the Mexican.

The Russian says, "Why in the hell did you do that?!"

The American responds, "Oh because we have a lot of those in our country."