An old couple were driving down a country road

An old couple were driving down a country road

henry, sees a sign… "cow for sale $5,000 dollars."

Martha, he says, there`s no damn way any cow is worth $5,000 dollars.

So he turns around, "i`ve got to talk to this farmer".

"Mister", he says, "there`s no goddamn way any cow is worth $5,000 dollars".

"This one is", replys the farmer.

"What`s so goddamn special about this cow?", henry asks.

The farmer lifts up the cows tail, and there it is, a pussy just like a womans.

So henry gets back in the car, driving down the road.

"It just ain`t fair, it just ain`t fair", he`s saying.

"What ain`t fair honey", martha asks.

"Well here`s a man with a cow that’s got a pussy just like a woman, Worth $5,000 dollars", "and here you are, you got a cunt like a cow, not worth a fuckin nickle!"