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Animals & Nature · 2026-11-09

I'm told the supermarket is a great place to pick up chicks

I'm told the supermarket is a great place to pick up chicks

There was an attractive woman in the vegetable isle. I came up to her and removed a cucumber from the display.

"Is this one good?" I asked suggestively.

"Let me see," she replied, taking the vegetable to examine closely. "It's used," she said, handing it back. "But it was just fantastic last night."

Source: Reddit.

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