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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-06

A homeless man walks into a gym to take a shower.

A homeless man walks into a gym to take a shower.

He accidentally walks into the ladies shower, but doesn't notice cause it's empty.
When he's done, and just about to get dressed, he hears 3 women coming in.
He grabs a towel and covers his junk. Then he quickly reconsiders and wraps it around his face instead, so they won't recognize him.
The 3 ladies walk in, and look him up and down.
The brunette looks at his crotch and says "Well, it's not my husband."
The redhead takes a look and says "Yep. Not your husband."
The blonde also looks down and says "I don't think he's from this town at all."

Source: Reddit.

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