Drunk Roman

Drunk Roman

After a good orgy that involved many concubines and plenty of mead a Roman citizen hops on his carriage speeding like a madman trying to get home, a centurion noticed him and pooled him over.

''Sir, are you drunk while driving? ''

"That's absurd, how dare you accuse me! "

"Alright sir I'll let you go if you tell me right now how many are these." The centurion raised two fingers.✌

"Five."

"Alright you may go."