A cop approached a pickup truck after pulling him over for suspicion of drunk driving...

A cop approached a pickup truck after pulling him over for suspicion of drunk driving...

Driver: Good afternoon, Officer, what seems to be the problem?

Cop: Well, sir, I need to ask you about what you're towing behind your truck here.

Driver: I wasn't aware it was illegal to pull a boat behind my truck here in Alabama. It's a free country, ya know!

Cop: You're right, sir, but we do ask that it, at least, be towed on a trailer. Also, I need you to ask your friends to get out as well and stop tossing their beer cans off the side. Hell, you lost your skier about a mile back!