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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-07

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce...

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce...

My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce.

The long walks we used to take.

The long drives, the special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give.

Much was wasted because I was young when he died.

If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man.

hose gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when I was only 12 .

We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day.

He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start my own family.

"And son," he said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands."

"How come, Grandpa?" I asked.

"It makes your pecker look bigger."

Source: Reddit.

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