3 guys talk about their blond wives...

3 guys talk about their blond wives...

The first says: "My blond wife is so stupid... she bought a collar yesterday, and she doesn't even have a dog..."
The second husband says: "That's nothing! May stupid blond wife bought herself a brand new car, and she doesn't even have a drivers licence!"
The third husband, himself a blond replies: "Well, my blond wife is the stupidest of them all... She left for holidays on her own yesterday and took a pack of condoms with her... and she doesn't even have a dick!"