Hey, give us back our alphabet, butthole!

Hey, give us back our alphabet, butthole!

Hey, Phoenicians, the Egyptians called, and they want their Proto-Sinaitic script back, since it's based on their hieroglyphs. Buttholes.

Hey! Greeks! The Phoenicians called, and they want their alphabet back!

Hey, Romans! The Greeks called, and they want their alphabet back!

Hey! Englishmen! The Romans called, and they want their alphabet back!

Hey! Post-nuclear apocalyptic mutant lizard people! The last living humans called, and they want their alphabet back! Bunch of jerk-face buttholes.