Husband and wife sitting in their lounge room..

Husband and wife sitting in their lounge room..

The wife is poking and prodding her breasts when she announces "I thinking about getting a boob job"

Without looking away from his newspaper the husband mumbled "Nah, too expensive, just rub a roll of toilet paper on them"

Confused, the wife asks "And that will make them bigger?"

To which he replied "It should, it did a great job on your ass"