A man went to the brain store to get some brain for dinner...

A man went to the brain store to get some brain for dinner...

A man went to the brain store to get some brain for dinner.

He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brains offered at this particular shop, so, he asks the butcher:

"How much for the Engineer brain?"

"$5 dollars an ounce."

"How much for the doctor brain?"

"$7 dollars an ounce."

"How much for the lawyer brain?"

"$100 dollars an ounce."

"WOW! Why is the lawyer brain so much more expensive?"


"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"