The Aggressive Pig and the Fairy

The Aggressive Pig and the Fairy

The Aggressive Little Pig walks through the forest and runs into a fairy. The fairy tells him that she is having such a good day she will grant three wishes to anyone she runs across, so he can have three wishes. The Aggressive Little Pig then says: `I want my ass covered with shit.' The fairy is surprised, but a wish is a wish, she grants it. Upon asking what his second wish is, the Aggressive Little Pig says: `I want my ass covered in even more shit.' Fairy grants his wish, and asks about the third wish.
`What's your last wish then?' she asks. And the Aggressive Little Pig replies:
`Lick it clean, bitch! SLOWLY!'