Animal Jokes · 2026-11-05
Landmine Joke
Landmine Joke
A man is walking down the street when he steps on a landmine. His leg is blown clean off as well as some distance down the street. As he looks up he sees a stray dog grab his leg and begin carrying it down the street. This infuriates the man so, in a state of shock, he stands on his one leg and starts hopping like the devil is chasing him down the street. Just then, a nearby onlooker yells at him "You'll never catch him! That dog has FIVE legs!"
A man is walking down the street when he steps on a landmine. His leg is blown clean off as well as some distance down the street. As he looks up he sees a stray dog grab his leg and begin carrying it down the street. This infuriates the man so, in a state of shock, he stands on his one leg and starts hopping like the devil is chasing him down the street. Just then, a nearby onlooker yells at him "You'll never catch him! That dog has FIVE legs!"
Source: Reddit.