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Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-04

Heart surgery

Heart surgery

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.

Boy: I know .

Girl: I love you.

Boy: I love you too.

After surgery the girl wakes up and finds her father sitting in the chair.

Girl: Where is my boyfriend ?

Dad: Don't you know who gave you your new heart.

Girl: (With tears in her eyes ) Omg.

Dad : I'm just kidding, he's in the bathroom.


It's not my joke but I never saw it here so I decided to tell it.

Source: Reddit.

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