Law & Courtroom · 2026-11-12
Monty Python's parrot sketch 2.0
Monty Python's parrot sketch 2.0
Somewhere in Turkey near the Syrian border a man enters a pet store where he just bought a turkey and says to the pet store owner “My turkey is dyed!” “That’s it’s natural color” responds the owner. “No…” clarifies the man “it’s no more alive.” “No more than you and i.” is the pet store owner’s response. Again the man tries to clarify “this bird has gone” On which the pet shop owner says. “No it has not! It’s right here, see?!” The man loses his patience takes out a sword and cuts the pet shop owner’s head clean off. He gets arrested and on trail the Judge asks him “Did you dyed the pet store owner?” “Yes your honor, i did.” The Judge asks again “Is he no more alive?” “No your honor, he is not.” Finally the Judge asks “Has the pet store owner gone?” “Indeed, your honor he has.” answers the man. “Okey…”decides the Judge “You can go too.”
Somewhere in Turkey near the Syrian border a man enters a pet store where he just bought a turkey and says to the pet store owner “My turkey is dyed!” “That’s it’s natural color” responds the owner. “No…” clarifies the man “it’s no more alive.” “No more than you and i.” is the pet store owner’s response. Again the man tries to clarify “this bird has gone” On which the pet shop owner says. “No it has not! It’s right here, see?!” The man loses his patience takes out a sword and cuts the pet shop owner’s head clean off. He gets arrested and on trail the Judge asks him “Did you dyed the pet store owner?” “Yes your honor, i did.” The Judge asks again “Is he no more alive?” “No your honor, he is not.” Finally the Judge asks “Has the pet store owner gone?” “Indeed, your honor he has.” answers the man. “Okey…”decides the Judge “You can go too.”
Source: Reddit.