Sports & Games · 2026-11-05
A guy brings his golf buddy home.
A guy brings his golf buddy home.
This guy brings his best golf buddy home unannounced for dinner at 6:30 after enjoying a day of golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a fucking mess, and the dishes aren't done. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my fucking
pajamas?? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the fuck did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole?"
He answers:
“Because he’s thinking of getting married..."
This guy brings his best golf buddy home unannounced for dinner at 6:30 after enjoying a day of golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a fucking mess, and the dishes aren't done. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my fucking
pajamas?? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the fuck did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole?"
He answers:
“Because he’s thinking of getting married..."
Source: Reddit.