A guy gets pulled over for drunk driving.

A guy gets pulled over for drunk driving.

When the cop walks up he asks,

"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Guy states, "well no I'm just on my way home, why'd you pull me over?"

Cop states, "you have been swerving so I'm going to have to take a breathalyzer"

Guy informs cop by saying, "ha well I can't do that officer, I've got asthma."

Cop responds, "ok well I'm going to have to get a blood test from you then"

Guy says, "ha well you can't do that either, sir, I've got diabetes."

Cop says "well that's fine, you need to step out and walk in a straight line then."

Guy jokingly responds saying, "haha, sir, I just can't do that, I'm too drunk."