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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-07

A kid comes to his dad

A kid comes to his dad

And says "Dad, remember last week when I killed that butterfly and you said no butter for a week?" Dad says "yeah." The kid said "and remember when I killed that honeybee and you said no honey for a week?" Dad said "yeah, so." The kid said "mom just killed a cockroach. Should I break it to her?"

Source: Reddit.

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