A high powered NYC lawyer decides to drop out of the rat race

A high powered NYC lawyer decides to drop out of the rat race

So he moves to a small cabin in the Scottish countryside miles away from civilization. As he settles down with a drink by the fireplace he hears a knock at the door.

Annoyed he opens the door and sees a large Scottish man with a big read beard and a kilt standing there.

The large Scot smiles and says, "I'd like to welcome you to the neighborhood. I'm having a party at my house. There will be a lot of drinking, a lot of dancing, and a lot of fucking."

"That sounds fun," says the lawyer, "Who will be attending?"

"Just you and me."